I'll start this out by saying
That in this battle, we all just playing
Anything offensive that I may declare
In this environment, it is all fair
Just thought i'd get that outta the way
Prepare to crawl up in dismay
Shout outs to Juan Martinez for inspiring me
To my home boy Shrek for teaching me how to barbeque fools
Sending love to Mr. Knapp and Mrs. Fajardo for these lit sk**s
Enlightened
Flipped through my text messages and I see a little note
Had to tell my side b**h to pause the deepthroat
Turns out that little Rahul did a decent job roasting me
I read it and pictured him, sweating on his pc
Put it on the internet, now that sh** is permanent
You started the argument, this is now a tournament
This little kid thinks that his dad is the sh**
And begins to talk down to my dad, what a hypocrite
Your dad's never home, n***a leaves you alone
You might as well be disowned, he gets you the worst phone
If you think that you're rich, just look at my savings account
I've got more money than your s**m count
Your s**m is mostly lipids, I bet you a million
This roast is more cold blooded than a reptilian
Can't imagine why they still care bout you
Your mommas not proud she only lie bout you
Your parents sit around and only cry bout you
BSG parents only laughing at you
All you do is copy
Your dick is probably floppy
You always have embarra**ing a** clothes
I wanna walk up to you and say “WHAT ARE THOSE!”
Your fat a** can't even see his own little sword
The little 1 inch thing you play with when your bored
Get back to your conscience because you just got SCORED
This rap about to get me to the top of the billboard
Your j**ish gay brother was a miscarriage
He was more athletic than you until he perished
Your fat a** will never have a normal adulthood
Why do you always act like you're from the hood
You can't even write lyrics without some a**istance
In school, your neck makes you have no persistence
Asking OG:XP for some damn commitment
Your burnt body is gunna need some treatment
Sleeping with a body pillow, probably pretend to f** it
Your parents spend all their money on a house and now your think you are rich as sh**
I know that your mad, no need to throw a fit
Your mom probably got an abortion not a miscarriage
I bet that pradeep is her tenth remarriage
Go have s** with ishaan in the batting cage
For you that will be the golden age
Ya I am skinny, but at least i am not fat
Why don't you s** on ishaan's baseball bat
You probably think you're an aristocrat
Your a gaylord
When you grow up you will have nothing to pay for
Your pillow will be my cutting board
You're always on xbox, you must be f**ing bored
You play the guitar but you don't even know how to strike a chord
b**h I'll use your forehead as a dartboard
Rahul, you have autism
You have a f**ed up metabolism
Your a disgrace to brahmins, convert to catholicism
Why can't you f**ing learn to take constructive criticism
You're gay
Nobody wants to be your bae
Your dick is as skinny as hay
Nobody likes you, go away
Move to venice, you s** at tennis
After this rap you have no way to replenish
Go s** ur dick
Even though it is as small as a tooth pick
Just kidding your not that flexible
Don't even try to do anything s**ual
Yo rahul, bet you wanna eat my balls
You would s** on those things like halls
My b**hes get wetter than niagra falls
Then when they don't get some, they suffer withdrawals
You always act like a big b**h
Shut the f** up before i throw you fata** in a ditch
Your feminist mom looks like a witch
Go hand out with ishaan when he throws you a pitch
My homie Vikas looks at holes and gets an itch
Yo mom's f**ed up face makes her look like a glitch
Yeah i said it, you were probably an accident
You were a mistake, she shoulda been abstinent
Its ok, thats what makes you you
Afterall, you look just like winnie the pooh
Nevermind, winnie the pooh is skinnier than you
Now that you've been through hell, crying along the way
I'm pretty sure there are some words you will need to say
End this sh** unless you want some more
Accept defeat and bow down to your mentor
DJ Indian Village
Ayush MC Pterodactyl