Well, I tease my guitar every day of the week The woman in my life takes the driving seat I had enough of those vicious lies Grabbing and stabbing with no compromise I never knew what a kiss could do She drove me to insanity City slicker, smellin' of liquor A s**ual refugee Find another fool, someone who'll Give you security I never knew what a kiss could do She drove me to profanity If you got a problem, or a technical hitch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Say bye-bye, fella, lose the itch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Well, I gave her everything and a little more Jonesing like a dog at the dealer's door High 'n' dry in Hollywood
She was down, she was out, she was up to no good I never knew what a kiss could do She drove me to insanity If you got a problem, or a technical hitch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Say bye-bye, fella, lose the itch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Yeah, yeah! If you got a problem, or a technical hitch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Say bye-bye, fella, lose the itch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Yeah, if you got a problem, or a technical hitch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Say bye-bye, s**er, lose the itch Oh, yeah, ditch the b**h! Whoa, yeah, go ditch the f**in' b**h! Ditch the b**h! Ditch the b**h! Ditch the b**h! Ditch the f**in' b**h!