[Intro] When Johnny comes marching home again Hurrah! Hurrah! When Johnny comes marching home again Hurrah! Hurrah! The men will cheer and the boys will shout And the ladies they will all come out And we'll all be glad when Johnny comes marching home [Chorus] Tired of getting pushed around by commies, putting everybody down (let's fight!) What they really want's a fight, let's go in there with all our might Let's bring some ships and call their bluff and we're not backing down (let's fight!) Cuz commies start your f**ing war, I guess that's what I registered for
[Bridge] They'll tell you War is hell son, but it's not so bad Cuz booze and d** and women were all the spoils we had Just keep your a** low, you'll be okay Stories you can tell for the rest of your days First ones over the infantry lines First ones blown to pieces by a well-placed mine Crawling on your stomach at the front of the war Now do you know what you registered for? Now do you know what you registered for? Now do you know what you registered for?