You know I live a life of danger For the FBI Keeping tabs on our nation On the land, on the sea, in the sky But every single night Before I go to bed I get down on my knees And thank God I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man Secret agent man They've given me a number But they've taken 'way my name I got one hell of a job to perform For the U. S. of A. Got the responsibility Of our nation's top security But every night and day
I salute the flag and say Thank you, Jesus 'Cause I'm, I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man You know they got me doin' this Doin' that And a little bit of something else Fighting cavities of evil Safe-guarding America's health But not an afternoon pa** I don't get up off my a** Thank you God 'Cause I'm, I'm a secret agent man Secret agent man Secret agent man 'Cause I'm a secret agent man