Chop!
Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair
Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair
She's on her front porch and I'm on mine
She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine
I love hot hot women
And I love cold beer
I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer
Yeeoh!
One day is bad the next is worse
The Devil gave me an awful curse
He makes me crave women I can't get
So, I sleep all day wake up and fret
But, I love hot women And I love cold beer
I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer
Yeeoh-oooh!
It's nights like this that I can't breathe
Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read
So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam
She's not too skinny but she is too fat
She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that
She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear
But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer
And I love hot women
And I love cold beer
Well, I love hot women
And I love cold beer
I love hot hot women and cold cold beer
I love red hot women and ice cold beer