[Intro:]
Barber call me King Kong
Haha
Yo, dem never watch the movie?
It a go take a bumboclaat nation fi move me
Well wild!
A wha' the f** do you, Barber?
Dem nuh even rate him over Ca**ava
Man have a eye pon yuh corner
Drive by pon yuh corner
[Chorus:]
p**y!
Anything a anything
Barber
Anything a anything
MAK 90 rifle, you get the wedding ring
Dem bwoy deh a fish, dem a Red Herring
p**y!
Anything a anything
Weh do "rapper groupie", weh do him?
The bwoy sell out k**er, mek we level him
China made, dem bwoy deh nuh genuine
[Verse 1:]
k** him fast, dash him in a drainage
Inna, inna the gully you a get yuh grave dig
(Mavado's voice note: "Me and mi brother Steve used to sleep pon di floor")
The f**ing barber, him is a gay kid
A yuh batty man brother rag, a that you bathe wid
p**y!
A wha' do barber? A wha' do David?
Head a spin inna the gravel, like a man a play gig
Unuh cyaa bawl peace, when mi hand a wave zig
Hahaha
Pick up mi phone, then mi call Fra**
Tell him seh, "yuh DJ a talk trash"
The big chop inna him big, bomboclaat, ugly face
A nuh war own that, a car crash
King Kong step pa** dem, pick up the caucus
When we a dash weh bwoy body, far dash
You and yuh batty man brother, Steve
Have batty blood inna yuh genes
Call di barber, Jordache
[Chorus:]
p**y!
Anything a anything
Barber
Anything a anything
MAK 90 rifle, you get the wedding ring
Dem bwoy deh a fish, dem a Red Herring
p**y!
Anything a anything
Weh do "rapper groupie", weh do him?
The bwoy sell out k**er, mek we level him
China made, dem bwoy deh-
[Verse 2:]
p**y!
You a go dead before the end of August
'Bout, "Big League", you lighter than saw dust
Do song with every rapper, and the p**y cyaa buss
Slap out you face with the Taurus, weh cyaa rust
Grave yard, funeral bell
Chop off dem head, and fling it inna one well
p**y, you wi' try see teacher inna one cell
Man a eye shatter, every ra** singer can tell
Bleach pon dem, like mi rub up inna one gel
Catch dem a gaze, and a slip up, and tell
Buss mi Magnum, every figure can sell
Decompose body big up and smell
Hey dutty dread!
[Chorus:]
p**y!
Anything a anything
Barber
Anything a anything
MAK 90 rifle, you get the wedding ring
Dem bwoy deh a fish, dem a Red Herring
p**y!
Anything a anything
Weh do "rapper groupie", weh do him?
The bwoy sell out k**er, mek we level him
China made, dem bwoy deh nuh genuine