No one was spiteful or vindictive, no one lied
shagged the nanny or the poolboy on the side
No one tried to k** the other with a kitchen implement.
It was a good breakup, to that extent
I'm alone again and I know I'm the only one to blame
I ain't chasing down the oxy with some liquid kind of lame
Not facedown in the gutter
Or jumping off a ledge
Though my heart is broken like a politician's pledge
I ain't sticking pins in dolls that look like you
You didn't tell all our friends that I'm an evil shrew
I didn't insult your mama
You didn't vandalize my car
It was a good breakup, at least so far