Captain wa*ker hits the gas he's driving like his head's on fire
Captain wa*ker swerves to pa** shouting over squealing tires
Captain wa*ker always gets annoyed
That the drones on the freeway have to be destroyed
Blasting 'em into the void makes him feel overjoyed
Captain wa*ker scans the crowd and calculates a quick way through
Captain wa*ker thinks out loud like all super heroes do
Captain wa*ker is so debonair
Cutting through a crowd of people like he just don't care
He ducks into a nearby phone booth and he just stays in there
A skintight suit, try to hide it
A skintight suit, stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows
Captain wa*ker grunts and groans as if he wanted someone to help
Captain wa*ker makes it known, he has to save the world himself
Captain wa*ker always feels afraid
That if he trusted anybody he could be betrayed
Workers all get overpaid, and help never makes the grade
A skintight suit, try to hide it
A skintight suit, stuck inside it
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows
Captain wa*ker V.I.P., a better man than all of the rest
Captain wa*ker stands for me, the W is on my chest
Captain wa*ker is my shadow side
And he'll fight for justice and a sense of pride
Shoving everybody else aside, he will not be denied
A skintight suit, a jelly belly
A skintight suit, it's gettin' smelly
A skintight suit under his clothes
His pride will hide the side that no one knows