You might as well have Stuck the bottle in my mouth And thrown the gun in the Ohio From the window I knocked out What's good for me Is what's good for me This isn't Water torture Pull your pigtails Scalp you clean to the bone The collection of scars on the backs of my hands
With the amount of liquor I consume because of you You should invest in alcohol Shake hands with Mr. Daniels You'd be rich I'll tear that radio tower down With just a hammer and my bare hands