Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers And turn their attention from beating the buggers To pick up machine guns and k** camel f**ers Backwoods nation Calling the doctors of spin and the smoke screen To whip the new hate-triots into a frenzy Of good versus evil ignoring the history of the
Backwoods nation Ain't it a shame? When due process stands in the way of swift justice Calling all frat boys to trade in their hazing Their keggers and c**aine And casual date raping For cabinet appointments And rose garden tapings Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods, nation