when i was just nine days old jumped off my pappy's knee and i crawled out on the open road, a long-haul trucker for to be saved my money, bought a rig factory stock and plain tricked her out give the name, Little Liza, Liza Jane i said bull dog train, she my ball and chain chokin' churnin' rubber burnin' Little Liza Jane now i took to haulin' overloads across the great divide missions through the rabbit ears, hell-for-leather, do-or-die, crosswinds clocked at 80 knots, snow upon the ground, black ice in the hammer lane, man, that don't even slow me down saying' bull dog train, she my ball and chain frettin' fussin' diesel guzzlin' Little Liza Jane smoky at the chicken coop, well he said the road was closed so i doubled back a mile or so and took this little turn i know top froze over, bundled out, downgrade ten percent nailed her into boogie and then down that evil road i went I singin' bull dog train, she my ball and chain slippin' slidin' skatin' glidin' Little Liza Jane road so slick i couldn't steer snow too thick to see runnin' short on shoulder and my nine lives runnin' out on me sheer cliff risin' to the left, drop off to the right and nothin' past that guard rail but a thousand feet of endless night i singin' bull dog train, she my ball and chain racin' rockin' tight-rope walkin' Little Liza Jane faster now and faster still, couldn't touch the brakes so i let Liza have her head and i crossed my heart for goodness sake but underneath that driven snow alligator bait
chomped a tire, road went left, me and Liza went on straight and we crashed right through that wooden rail, over the side we went thirty tons of smoke and chrome and thirty years of bad intent streakin' like a cannon ball, a comet trail in space and the stars spun in my window, and the full moon in my mortal face i singin' bull dog train, she my ball and chain rippin' roarin' eagle soarin' Little Liza Jane now Lord i pray forgive me for all the wrongs i've done for all the bambis i have banged and the stogies i have bummed but as i stand before you, i swear by smoke and steel that we sailed down past those chasm walls and never grazed a wheel because Liza's tires were spinnin' and her cab was co*ked just so that we touched down like a jumbo jet when we hit that valley road below and she pulled it out like magic on a triple-digit ride and we made it home ahead of time good luck and trouble on our side and drivers, when you're weary and you just can't find the trail if you ask me to reveal the moral of this little tale, i'll say bull dog train, she my ball and chain jumpin' jammin' hammer slammin' Little Liza Jane bull dog train, she my ball and chain jumpin' jammin' hammer slammin' rippin' roarin' eagle soarin' racin' rockin' tight-rope walkin' slippin' slidin' skatin' glidin' frettin' fussin' diesel guzzlin' chokin' churnin' hellfire burning Little Liza Little Liza Little Liza Little Liza Little Liza Jane