Part 1 - Pizza Is Fake, Right! [Verse 1] Pizza Is fake, right? I saw Radiation Art, changed my life I hate TV Dinners The only foods I'll eat are.. IDK I need to get out of this diet But there's X-Ray proof that causes riots Pizza is fake, right! I just wonder why Everybody thinks it's so awesome It's a dispute, against others Refusing to touch burgers And refusing to touch hotdogs I'm just anti-pizza That's alright I love my life But I hate pizza So I'm kinda sad today
Part 2 - Earlylife Crisis [Verse 2] Don't like Don't like Penguins, c'mon, that's that stuff I don't like Babies, c'mon, that's that stuff I don't like Nico, c'mon, that's that freak I don't like I hate being young I wanna be on dA Yeah I hate penguins I hate how everyone wants me to die I'm a nice and kinda cool guy *beep* years old; can't tell my age I hate Zack First and anyone who calls me Mack It's so sick, I hate Macklemore; I'll get back!