[Album Intro: Deep voice] Welcome... Welcome to the shelter Do not p-p-p-panic There is nothing to f-f-f-f-fear... Except diseased cats, but who cares... Nothing is that sane.. I don't know why I was stuttering... Tomorrow, you can adopt a cat The Randomness Never Ends... Randomness cannot be destroyed, but it... Can be created...by me, just me This is the end, and the beginning.. Alpha Sapphire...Omega Ruby... Hoenn Confirmed... [Transition To Mew Mew Meow] [Intro: Cat Shelter Owner] Gotta pet cats... Gotta pet cats... Gotta pet cats... Gotta p-p-p-pet cats, cats, cats, cats-cats [Hook: Cat Shelter Owner] (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) (Mew-MEEEEEW) [Verse 1: Cat Shelter Owner] Yo, I got a cat that licks his paw, you can get that cat for as low As fifty DOLLAAAAAARS, that happy CAAAAAAAAAT He might try to hiss, but you can stop him with A treat and (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) a free cat toy! (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) [Bridge: Pet Cat Owner] I got that mew mew meow, them cats are purring on my bed They try to lick my hair, I'm ready to pet them now I'm so mew mew and meow, you like no cats in your house I got that mew mew mew, that happy mew mew mew Let me lick them now [Hook: Cat Shelter Owner] (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) (Mew-MEEEEEW) [Verse 2: Pet Cat] Mew mew mew mew mew mew, mew purr meow meow meow MEEEEEW Meow-w, meow purrrrrrr mew meow, meow meow purrrrr - mew Meow meow purrrrrr purr mew, purrrrrr purr mew meow Meow meow meow meow meow, mew mew purr mew meow!
[Verse 3: Cat Shelter Helper] They're so cute when you pet them now Into the cutest (ball of fur) Cuter Softer (Nicer Cleaner) Makes me happy (extra longer) Cause, we got the cats that pooooooounce We got the cats that meoooooooow We got the cats, that mew, purr, meow That mew mew in your toooo-owwww-owwwwwwwwwwwwwn [Breakdown: Pet Cat Owner] People in the plaaaaaaaaace!! If you wanna pet noooooooow!!! Put your CAAAAAAAAAAAATS in the tower!! SHELTER OWNER, PET THE CATS NOW! [Verse 4: Cat Shelter Owner] Yup, yup.. I be petting these cats! Yup, yup...I be petting these cats! Y-yup, yup, yup, ha, ha, ha Here we go, here we go, cats are balls of fur Y'all getting licked by the - (MEW!! MEW!!) Cats so big, they're steppin on insects yea Lickin on y'all wit the - (MEW!! MEW!!) Lickin on y'all wit the - (MEW!! MEW!!) Lickin on y'all wit the - This cat be purrin, purrin! This cat go mew, mew! [Interlude: Deep voice] {LET THE CAT MEO-O-O-OW!} {L-L-L-L-LET THE CAT M-MEOW!} {LET THE CAT Mmm-} This cat be purrin, purrin This cat go mew, mew! [Bridge: Pet Cat Owner] I got that mew mew meow, them cats are purring on my bed They try to lick my hair, I'm ready to pet them now I'm so mew mew and meow, you like no cats in your house I got that mew mew mew, that happy mew mew mew Let me lick them now [Hook: Cat Shelter Owner] (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Gotta pet cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) Cats - (Mew-mew-MEEEEEW) (Mew-MEEEEEW) [Outro: Deep voice & Pet Cat Owner] {LET THE CAT MEO-O-O-OW!} (Let the cat meoooooow...) {LET THE CAT MEOW!} (Let the cat...) {LET THE CAT Mmm-} (Let the cat meow, meow, meoooooow, meo-ooooow)