Im a giant slayer..... and ive seen where the golden geese flock but to get a better gander i followed the green and breached the bean stalk climbed for what seemed a week till i reached the extreme top guillotined the giant in one clean shot lay claim to the kings stock fear hell i think not i deal d**h blows to titans with one chop enjoying riches then the fun stops .....then it all melts away and things rot im dealt the final disappointment ...... when the dream stops... and the birds singing are replaced by the ringing of my alarm clock its hard knock when i rock the bells im cool on the j but ill still blaze i slay giants in my sleep but the company i keep are ne'er-do-wells so i fair thee well ....im off to seek my fortune and if the vaults locked ill blow torch it to distortion drink a pint of giants blood and chuck norris the door in ya think im playing but the dragon is hoarding my portion and i need it its important i still gotta pay for 666 abortions