There was this drunk up at the split rail in that bar
And he was staggerin' all around real skinny guy
And he was yellin', shootin' pool
And he said "I'm a Harley man
And I'll be a Harley man
'till the day I die."
"I'm a Harley man and I'll be a Harley man
Till the day I die" he said.
"I'm a Harley man and I'll be a Harley man
Till the day I die," he said.
Till the day he dies.
He drank lots of beer
And he wanted everyone to know that he wasn't a queer
"I'm a Harley man and I'll be a Harley man
Till the day I die," he said.
Till the day he dies.
He was hardly a man,
Though hardly a man at all,
But he sure like his Harley.
You'd see him staggerin' around,
Staggerin' around up at the mall,
Happy as can be.
You see he was never really sober enough
To feel the pain of being an a**hole.
"I'm a Harley man and I'll be a Harley man
Till the day I die."
"I'm a Harley man and I'll be a Harley man
Till the day I die," he said.
Till the day he died.