What does this guy think he's an Indian? What is he a goddamn a**hole? What the f** is he doin' Not ever. No way. Now he's Johnny Hammersticks Hammerin' away like he's friggin' Tommy Noble, What the hell is he doin' Thinks he's, thinks he's got it goin' bossa nova No way. No way! What is this garbage. What is this? Oh I'm king of the trees, I'm the treemeister I count on them. What sometimes I pry I got like the steelst Yeah right. Yeah right! This guy's a f*ggot Guy's some sort of f*ggot Indian in the teepee Ooh this guy thinks he's Captain Knots Captain Tyin' Knots When everyone needs some knots tied, they go to him Bull sh**! Bullsh** dice. Bull His woman's such a b**h Thinks he's Miss Sand Drinking out of cups Being a b**h How bout a fist How bout a fatalisk t, barnd Patters compelll a little kid in the background f**in' going crazeeee Who's this guy Mister Balloons Mister Balloon Hands No way. No way! Get real! Like those things Mister Walkway Mister walk down me I'm the walkway
Lead me to the building f** you 5643 yeah right! Here's some stupid b**h. Who paid for that floor? Not me! No way! Never payin' for no floor ever again Not once Not never Nope Whose chair is that? Who bought that goddamn chair here? It's not my chair Not my chair, not my problem That's what I say No way Stupid dresses Stupid flowers Lighthouses rule You don't like the lighthouse? you s** What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What sisis sea horse sea shell party? Who didn't invite me! Why didn't I get invited, sea horse sea hell? What is this Get real! I'm in love with sea horses I'm in love with them They're so beautiful and cute I'm in love with the sea horses They're f**in' unreal, I love them They're like all the clocks, I love 'em I love sea horses, and I love lookin' at 'em And I love sea shells. I love sea shell things I love things with sea shells and sea horses on 'em Like blankets, and towels, and little bags I love 'em! Sea horses, forever!