[Verse 1]
(Danny Sexbang): Woah
(Egoraptor): Rollin out motherf**ers, it's the robots in disguise
Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies
Cars and vans and planes, f**ing construction trucks
They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a f**
[Optimus Prime] (Egoraptor):
Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out
[Transformers] (Danny): Right!
[Transformer Fan] (Danny Sexbang):
Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt!
[Optimus Prime]: Uhhh, no I'm not
[Transformer Fan]:Yes you are, my dearest robot bro
You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 f**in 80s yo!
[Optimus Prime]: Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here
I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear!
New disguises that our enemies could never recognize
Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries!
[Transformer]: Huh?
[Optimus Prime]: Do it!
Don't you wanna light our darkest hour?
Jazz, you're now a birthday cake
You've got the touch
I've got the flour!
[Chorus]
(Danny Sexbang): Oh!
Autobots, roll out
Let's show em what we're all about
We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise
As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout
Now the time has come
To rock the Deceptiscum
They better be alert cause we can now convert
To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt
Megatron will pay
As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflee
[Transformers]: Okay!
(Danny): Woah
(Egoraptor):
After hours and hours of transforming into stuff
The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough
[Optimus Prime]:
Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all
When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall
[Transformers]: Yeah!
[Optimus Prime]:
Who'd even think to guess
That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers
For three dollars less a cent
[Transformers]: Yeah!
[Optimus Prime]:
They'll never know we're here
While we're hocking beauty products
Making teenage acne disappear
[Transformers]: As if!
[Optimus Prime]: They could stop Ratchet before, b**h!
He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich
And I haven't even mentioned
The ace that's up my sleeve
He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed
He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud
This is your moment
C'mon Starscream, now break it down!
[Bridge]
[Starscream] (Danny Sexbang):
Hey. This is- I'm Starscream
[Optimus Prime]: What?
[Starscream]: I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y-
[Optimus Prime]: Speak up, man!
[Starscream]: Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna -
[Optimus Prime]: Spe-
[Starscream]:(snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises)
[Optimus Prime]: Ugh, come on
[Starscream]:(coughing, gagging, snot noises)
[Optimus Prime]: Alright, you know what? Forget it
[Chorus]
(Danny):Oh!
Autobots, let's fight
These enemies with all our might!
Time to do what's right and transform tonight
To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice
Oh!
The Decepticons
Are now ten tanks and a giant gun
While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake
There's a small chance we made a very tiny mistake
Oh!
Well it's too late now
We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out
[Optimus Prime]: Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH (Woah)
[Starscream]: Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o-
[Optimus Prime]: Starscream, shut UP