1. DIDN’T I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW DIDN’T I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO DON’T I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOU’RE LEAVING WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK CHORUS: I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO I’M ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH JUST ASK HER SHE’LL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE
YOU’LL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO I’M THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU 2. I BELIEVE IN WOMEN’S LIBERATION I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR I DIDN’T EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY DIDN’T I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING THAT WOMAN SHE DON’T LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL