1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN THEY su*kED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY su*kED HIM DRY THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER CHORUS: WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52'S IT'S A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEY'RE FLYING LOW DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR 2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN I DON'T NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK I SHOT THAT su*kER IN SELF DEFENSE HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY "SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY" THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY (REPEAT CHORUS)