1. I was cleaning out my toilet bowl
When your birthday came to mind
So I sat right down to write for you
A happy birthday rhyme
So here's A birthday song I wrote
To tell you how I feel
Ever since you dumped me
Your birthday's no big deal
Chorus:
Happy birthday fungus face
No one else can take your place
You A worthless piece of human waste
I'm so glad you've gone away
Happy birthday beaver breath
You're not that easy to forget
You're just like something bad I've et
Have A lousy day
2. May you wrap your precious pick-Up truck
Around A jackp1ne tree
And never get A dime
From your insurance company
May your buddies get religion
May the breweries all run dry
May you eat some moldy birthday cake
And sh** until you die
(Repeat chorus)