[Proof]
She a freak and I love the way she move to the beat
Ass and titties bouncing, she ain't moving her feet
Put 20 in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw
Probably hit plenty in the raw (nasty b**h)
I wanna see this b**h naked on my living room floor
And yo b**h, I ain't giving up no dough, for sure
You can be my best friend but Em might get mad
Don't call me Daddy b**h, I f** better than your dad
Let me get up in that a** like I'm riding horseback
f** a sponge, I need a tool to clean my ball sack
I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap
If you hang up the phone then b**h don't call back
18's on ice, you ain't seen that before
Acting like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (bling)
I move to a ho, just for one reason
Cause b**hes need 9-1-1 for no reason
[Hook: Proof (Eminem)]
(I'm something like a pimp)
A diamond trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young ho
(I said I'm something like a pimp)
Can't go on trips, so you could s** my dick, yes b**h
(I'm something like a pimp)
You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl
(I'm something like a pimp)
Get that money with your switch, I walk with a limp, big P
(Said I'm something like a pimp)
[Kuniva]
I never treat them like they wanna be treated, b**h beat it
Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed
Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?
You ain't gotta tell her nothing, you just told her twice
And I don't wanna put my hands on you, I got a plan for you
Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya
So fresh and so clean, she know the routine
It's such a, wonderful thing, money flow like ravines
They say "Kuniva, get a clothing line", but I'mma chill
Cause when cotton ain't selling p**y always will
And these women they be knowing the deal
That's why these n***as be blowing a mill just to keep a ho in they grill
And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm something like one though
I f** them and leave them, you always love or like that ho
Cashing them out, they never get a hold of my chains
They only get that swollen up thing, I'm showing them game
[Swift]
You was a s**er when you met her, she dogged you cause you let her
See I tell a b**h quick: if you knew better, you'd do better (b**h)
They realizing I ain't having that sh**
Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizing every tramp that she with
I send them out like Vanity 6 and I mean that
I'm dogging they a**, I'm in jogging pants and a V-neck (hah!)
I put my foot up in her a** so fast
That she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoeing with a cast on
And I'm knowing just what happened that day
He didn't pay cause you let him take you to a matinee (I saw you)
You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama
I'm pimping aunts and mamas, I collect from ma**age parlors (want my change)
Menage-a-trois is really second nature
I have 88 b**hes straight taking it to the face, and uh
I can give a f** about a relation
Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid b**h
[Hook]
[Eminem]
Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor
Grab a b**h up by her hair like I just don't care
And swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talking major a** kick
Toss a b**h out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick
I'm a PIMP, so I give a f** about a b*tch
But I don't make them trick, I'm RICH (whoo!)
I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip
But I could spit some game and I could talk some sh**
I'm something like a pimp, similar to a mack
I ain't making the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack
Drop Cadillac, truck, f**, I gotta go
That's my bottom ho paging me back, I'm a pimp!
[Bizarre]
It's 7 o'clock, b**h you ain't got my money?
I'mma beat your a** {*girl giggles*} you think it's funny?
b**h, get on the block in some dirty tube socks
And get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (yeah!)
b**h, I'm the man, you know I'm the man
Keep s**ing dick, till you get a hundred grand
b**h, you insane if you think I'm your mayn
Here's 2 G's, go f** LeBron James
[Hook]
[Outro: Proof]
Hah, been getting this money off these b**hes
Heard me? That's what I do, you know me
Check me out anywhere, anybody tell you about Proof
Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend
The Human Fly, you know what I'm saying?
Ayo, I got b**hes in Michigan on Michigan
Your b**h is on Woodward n***a, next to them f*ggot a** n***as
I got bad b**hes cause you gon', you think it's a cop
Yeah, that ain't cop that's my b**hes
I got the top notch b**hes, you know what I'm saying?
I'm more than a pimp: I'm something like a pimp
Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, Wonder Rat, baby
Big pimping, you heard me? P.I.M.P
Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it going
Proof Is My Poppa: P.I.M.P
Y'knowmsayin let's go, come on y'all let's go
[Traci Nelson]
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