I get drunk and i stumble to the phone And conjure up a b**h to bone When i'm alone f**ed up, tore back I need to take a piss Only when i'm drunk I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma... ...sittin by the fire Hold on, turn that beat off Na, keep it going Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin' I get drunk and start talking more sh** And when i got a gun in my hand You better get... ...out 'cause my brain Just ain't what it used to be Forget trying to rationalize Cover your eyes I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk I need a chunk. no better yet A hunk of that funk I get...(uh!)...damn i'm drunk I need a chunk. no better yet A hunk of that funk Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say "yes, yes" Crazy's comin' thru You know we're gonna blow up Hold up. wait I think i'm gonna throw up Na, false alarm I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm When i get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when i'm drunk CHORUS: Yeah, only when i'm drunk Only when i'm drunk Yeah, only when i'm drunk It happens only when i'm drunk It goes, one for the chronic Two for the amnesia I'm that crazy white boy
With the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out, two out Blitz type of rapper That will get out of your seat Quicker than a car jocker Sippin' colt forty fever When i'm coolin' with my people Got hoes in east columbus Like i'm Billy D. Rico 'cause i move like i'm smooth Like i'm harry belafonte Lookin' for them s**ers That jumped my homey. Le Le All up in this b**h With the gin and tonqueray Drink like Mr. Wendal Smoke bud like Dr. Dre But that's 'cause i'm old enough To do that type of sh** God damn. i gotta piss I pa** the mic to Mr. Shift I get drunk and can't nobody Whoop me I'm trippin' It must be that brew that that i was sippin' Kickin' in Guess i shouldn't have mixed it with the gin 'cause when i'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, i rekon Feelin' i got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move Feels like i'm stuck in a groove What the f** was i trying to prove I got a knack for downin' four-o's All the hoes know them doobie bros People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk I might f** an ugly b**h But only when i'm drunk CHORUS Yeah, one two, one two Only when i'm drunk