[Verse 1] Absurd You would think the answer obvious So obvious there would hardly be a need for the Court To hear it The Court's interpretation...renders words inoperative Goes beyond giving words bizarre meanings Words no longer have meaning [Chorus] Understatement, thy name is an opinion on the Affordable Care Act I call attention to this Court's threat to American democracy Impossible possibility The world does not expect logic in poetry Same-s** marriage I dissent [Verse 2] Pure applesauce Jiggery-pokery Buried beneath the mummeries
Silly extravagances Showy profundities Ask the nearest hippie The Court's reasoning is largely self-defeating [Chorus] Understatement, thy name is an opinion on the Affordable Care Act I call attention to this Court's threat to American democracy Impossible possibility The world does not expect logic in poetry Same-s** marriage) I dissent [Verse 3] Everything is ambiguous Defense of the indefensible I dissent Not a novelty Anything but accidental We should start calling this law SCOTUScare I dissent