Don't take them faces at their value in a cynical town Can't you smell the stale air? I had no sk** but i had heart so then I turned it around So just remember: I'm no cynic, you know I'm just getting bored I'm no cynic; you know I got a heart of gold They say I'm cold cold cold Oh baby why so cold? I'm super sweet; sealed with a kiss Don't get offended if there's something you missed I only show you what I want you to see I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek If you see them laughing Don't follow in Cause they're the bu*t of my joke I'll always be just who you want me to be And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek A hopeless romantic You'll never see Cause you're not in on the joke I got my picture in the paper and my parents were proud: "Hey kid, that's not a bad job yeah" Next thing you know peculiar faces start hanging around Dear lord, can you spare me? I've got just one side to show you all:
My a** is awesome so smile when you're kissing it They say I'm cold cold cold Gabey baby you so cold! I'm super sweet sealed with a kiss, Call your professor if there's something you missed I only show you what I want you to see I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek If you see them laughing Don't follow in Cause they're the bu*t of my joke I'll always be just who you want me to be And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek A hopeless romantic You'll never see Cause you're not in on the joke No you don't know You don't know me No you don't know You don't know me No you don't know me No, oh, no, oh I only show you what I want you to see I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek If you see them laughing Don't follow in Cause they're the bu*t of my joke I'll always be just who you want me to be And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek A hopeless romantic You'll never see Cause you're not in on the joke