You wiped your a** with my heart You flushed all my dreams, you broke Cupid's dart Ya made me feel common I'm really bummin' now that You wiped your a** with my heart I picked up yer picture And I threw it against the floor I drew a 666 on yer forehead Take that you dirty who*e I look like a fool to all my friends Drink till I'm pitiful and then Upchuck my guts out
Cold showers don't help Now that you wiped your a** with my heart I saw you with yer new boyfriend Arm and arm on the street He looks so easy to manage So normal and so neat I guess your taste is all in your mouth I'll blow a gourmet dark lunch for you right now Thank God I'm solo and not that poor mofo Because you'll wipe your a** with his heart