Go ahead you f**in' sadists
Pucker up and kiss some babies
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies
Summoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona
Follow that ambulance and
when that ambulance stops
take every photo opportunity that knocks
Because you're popular
and you're beautiful
the whole world knows your name
But suppose you gave a funeral
and nobody came?
Here's the church
Here's the steeple
open the doors
where's all the people?
Light up the sky with
sub-standard fireworks
release the pitbull doves of peace
I've changed my mind about the mindless violence
I'm happy to eat porridge
with the knowledge that at least
You may be popular
and you're beautiful
the whole world knows your name
But today you gave a funeral
and nobody came
Here's the church
Here's the steeple
open the doors
where's all the people?