The ambulance sirens rang
as they wheeled her to the stand
feathered, tarred, and handcuffed
to a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
was multiple sclerosis
an open and shut hopeless
f**ing case
The wheels of Justice turned
till the tires were bald and burned
and when they'd all adjourned
I asked myself
am I un H A P P Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
And I said to myself
Self... Is wrestling fixed?
Am I un H A P P Y
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Little Red Riding wear a hood?
Do the three bears sh** in the woods?
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Is wrestling fixed?