You f**ing f*g
You have a mustache
You hang around with men
And stare at thier a**
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You're the gayest guy i've ever seen
You play on a softball team
You're the biggest f*g i've ever seen
You play on a softball team
Your team's sponsored by a gay bar
And you've got team pride
Too bad most of your team
All got a.i.d.s. and died
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