I know this guy named Howard And he's bald And he's got a goatee But not on his head He's a really bald guy Bald as bald can get
And I wanna tell ya, Howard Wulkan Is bald to the bone B-b-b-b-b-b-bald B-b-b-b-b-b-bald B-b-b-b-b-b-bald Bald to the bone