Why do you think we throw stuff at you?
You own all our cd's—you're gay, you're gay
You own all our 7"s—you're gay, you're gay
You bought all our t-shirts—you're gay, you're gay
You go to all our shows—you're gay, you're gay
[Chorus]
All our fans are gay [x4]
You think you know what we are singing about—you're wrong
You think we care about the underground—you're wrong
You think we won't f** up your club—you're wrong
You think we care if you like us—you're wrong
[Chorus]
If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke
Or unless you got some d** to smoke
When the d** are gone, then we are too
Then we'll go back to making fun of you
"But I've supported you guys for so long"
f*gGOT!