You only love me for my big sungla**es
And my Tony Lamas
And my Dodge Dart cla**ic
You said "I'll be Johnny and you be June
I'll ride with you to the moon"
But guess what?
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axel's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault, when I'm walkin' jaws droppin', like
Ooh, ah; ooh, ah
Kick it!
Oh, heaven help me
I've been sewin' wildflower seeds
And chasin' tumble weeds
But that's just who I be
And you're just tryin' to slow this rollin' stone
But I'm on to you, baby
So guess what?
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axel's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault, when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah
Oh, you only love me for my big sungla**es
And my Tony Lamas
'Cause I'm from Oklahoma
And I've got long, red hair
And I play guitar, and I go on the road
And I do all the sh** you wanna do
And my dog does tricks
But I'm not about drama, no
'Cause I love my apron
But I ain't your mama!
So guess what?
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axel's draggin'
Yeah, you can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh
Ooh, ahh, ooh, ahh