(Official Lyrics) Here we're standing, Somewhere in Europe But it could be China To South Nicaragua We drove here all night, Just for the weekend "Excuse me, sir, Well, don't you speak any English? Pardon my French, But we're f**ing lost here! Just point me to the West, Then we'd best, best be on the way. "S'il vous plait." Here we're standing, Somewhere in London It's all a mess lest We try and catch the Metro We'll take it into Baghdad, Spain then San Francisco See the city spirals inwardly forever Crack me like a slot machine, oh-oh
Just point me in the direction of Las Vegas And I'll be going home Europe's not home, no! Somewhere in Europe Far away from Montana At the townhall masquerade show Somewhere in Europe I get so razzed by you! Station-inert in a hostel in Soho Somewhere in Europe I will Find myself stranded Just a-standin' there U.S.A I say home U.S.A. I stay home U.S.A. I say home (Somewhere in Europe It's good, it's good) Go into the breakdown Hotpink! Gimme Jimi Hey (x5)