In every city in every backstreet, There's a brand of people who dance to the beat Swilling beer at hockey games, The fans of Oi! Oi! music and that's the name The evening has only just begun, as they crack open the 12th one [Chorus] {CARTE BLANCH FOR CHAOS, CARTE BLANCHE FOR FUN WHEN THEY'RE COMING YOU BETTER RUN} Down at Gelato's on a Saturday night, drinking PBR and watching Eugene fight
Spied a man in a Port-a-Potty, Len and Gary decided to be naughty Flipped it over on its back, the man jumped out covered in crap Pam decided to throw a birthday party, Said bring your friends around 8:30 20 of them and one punched Jen, used a stereo to bash his head in TV through the window, Long hair through the wall