I couldn't help but notice that you're sitting alone And it's been 20 minutes since you looked up from your phone Do you think that you can use a new friend Cause I sure can Uhm I'm offering Well, I can make you soup when your throat is sore and I have a lot of movies so we'll never get bored I think I'm interesting enough to hold a conversation as long as it's not about sports I'm not really close with a lot of people and well it doesn't take a lot for me to open up as you can tell I think you're cool and I think I'm weird so we'll get along pretty well
I'll stick around until the very end I can be your very best friend or something You can tell me secrets that I'll never share and I'll give you advice on how to cut your hair but don't ever let me tell you what to wear cause I have a really bad fashion sense I'm not really close with a lot of people you see I don't like to refrain from being real, from being me but you seem nice and I'm kinda funny so we'll make a really good team I'll stick around until the very end and I can be your very best friend if you want that