SISTER CHANTELLE Diane, do I hear a waltz in that Charleston? Why are you kicking? Rory, I'm moving you where we can't see you. God gave you two left feet, no need to hammer the point home to the audience. And Zack: Please don't count out loud. It's like white-two-three white-two-three. Everybody take five! LUCA Just a reminder: the pharmacy closes Friday at noon. Get your orders in before then DIANE What pharmacy? JASON How's living with Lucas? PETER It's fine JASON Peter, we graduate on Sunday. Are you really never going to speak to me again? I miss you... SISTER CHANTELLE Ok, let's run Pilgrims' Hands KYRA Ivy's not here, Sister Chantelle SISTER CHANTELLE Again?! Wonderful... Who's Juliet's understudy? DIANE I am! SISTER CHANTELLE Alright Diane... Jason... JASON If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To soothe that rough touch with a tender kiss DIANE Good pilgrim... Good pilgrim... Wait! I know it, I swear! Good pilgrim... PETER Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much Which mannerly devotion shows in this For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss SISTER CHANTELLE Zach, in Shakespeare's time boys played all the parts, so I'll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible. My suggestion would be to stop breathing. Jason... JASON Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? PETER Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer
JASON O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do They pray, grant thou...lest...lest... PETER ...lest faith turn to despair SISTER CHANTELLE Well done, Peter. Ivy, nice of you to join us, but we're finished Y'all want this dance to look like bumper cars? I ain't co-signin' on it. This room will be left open if you want to get together one more time. As for me, I'm going to do a little Pontius Pilate, and wash my hands of it all RORY Guys, we really need to run this. Let's meet here tonight at seven o'clock TANYA All of us...and don't be late IVY I need to talk to you...do you not get messages? JASON Do you not get messages? Fine...what is it? IVY Not here. Come back to my room JASON I can't, I have to finish my speech. Look, you're coming to rehearsal tonight, right? I can't do this scene without you IVY It looks like you can JASON I'll meet you before practice IVY I'll come by your room JASON Fine PETER I forgot this SISTER CHANTELLE But you remembered all of Juliet's lines... PETER I help Jason rehearse... I should go... SISTER CHANTELLE Sit down, we're gonna talk about what's bothering you, because this production has got to be honest. Sister Chantelle don't direct diner theater PETER You wouldn't understand... SISTER CHANTELLE Peter, honey, I think I've been around enough priests to understand you loud, proud, and clear. Sit down PETER I don't know what God wants from me