FOUR MEN Four Jews in a room b**hing; Four Jews in a room plot a crime I'm b**hing. He's b**hing They're b**hing. We're b**hing b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h All the time MENDEL Whadda they do for love? MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON Oooo MENDEL Whadda they do for love? MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON Oooo FOUR MEN Four Jews in a room MENDEL b**hing JASON b**hing MARVIN b**hing WHIZZER b**hing FOUR MEN Four Jews in a room stoop MENDEL They stoop? FOUR MEN To pray JASON I'm Jewish MARVIN I'm Jewish MENDEL I'm Jewish WHIZZER Half Jewish FOUR MEN b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Night and day TRINA Slavery, slavery FOUR MEN We crossed the desert Running for our lives Fleeing from the Pharaoh Who was up to no good Now we're at the Red Sea Pharaoh is behind us Wanting us extinct JASON What we need's a miracle FOUR MEN And then the Red Sea Split before us No more tsouris MENDEL We got our miracle JASON We got our miracle MARVIN We got our miracle FOUR MEN Four Jews itching for answers Four Jews b**hing their whole life long WHIZZER I'm Whizzer JASON I'm Jason MENDEL I'm Mendel MARVIN I'm Marvin FOUR MEN b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Right or wrong JASON In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone And say their sons are all on fire
MARVIN AND WHIZZER We are manipulating people and we need to know Our worst sides aren't ignored MENDEL The guilt invested will in time pay wisely WHIZZER AND JASON We do not tippy toe WHIZZER We charge ahead to show MENDEL We're good in bed WHIZZER Excel in bed MARVIN We smell in bed JASON Where is the bed? MENDEL I love the bed JASON Who has the bed? WHIZZER I want the bed! JASON Who stole the bed? MARVIN Who stole the bed? WHIZZER I lost it twice MENDEL The bed is mine JASON The bed is nice FOUR MEN The bed is Four Jews in a room b**hing Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men I'm neurotic, he's neurotic They're neurotic, we're neurotic b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny MARVIN I'm nauseous WHIZZER I'm nauseous JASON I'm simple MENDEL I'm Jewish TRINA Slavery, slavery FOUR MEN b**h b**h b**h b**h Funny funny funny funny MARVIN, JASON WHIZZER MENDEL I'm Jewish I'm neurotic b**h b**h He's Jewish He's neurotic b**h b**h They're Jewish they're neurotic Funny funny We're Jewish We're neurotic Funny funny b**h b**h Four Jews I'm Jewish b**h b**h In a room b**hing He's Jewish Funny funny b**h b**h They're Jewish Funny funny b**h b**h We're Jewish FOUR MEN Four Jews in a room b**hing MARVIN In a room b**hing FOUR MEN b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h Now and then Can't lose Loose screws Four One, two, three, four TRINA Five FOUR MEN Five Jews