[Andre]
Ahhh, such sweet sound
The Fiddler on the f**in' Roof
Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Indeed it is Sir
Good day, good sir
How do you do? Look fine
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Fantastically well
I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say
I'm close to spectacular
[Andre]
Close to spectacular? How so?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Open your eyes
Spectacular's right in front of you
[Andre]
Whatever you say... your spectacular
[Bentley Fonzworth]
No I'm fantastically well
[Andre]
Come on man make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were fine
[Bentley Fonzworth]
No I said I'm close to spectacular
But I'm meeting fine in a minute
[Andre]
Close to spectacular?
You said you were fantastically well
[Bentley Fonzworth]
Exaxtly
[Andre]
Exactly?? Which one are you?
Close to spectacular or Fantastically well?
[Bentley Fonzworth]
I am certainly and without a doubt
Fantastically well and was close to Spectacular but I must say good sir
You just pissed spectacular off
And don't even mention exactly...
But here comes fine right now
[Andre]
Oh lord, she is fine
[Woman] Gentlemen
[Bentley Fonzworth] Behold
[together] A lady