Tonight's the night, I'm on a mission, got a job to do, To save the princess, and-Yoohoo, where's my mama yo? I often cause a super-hit, I'm on the side of right! Took all the blood of evil ninjas in a boss fight! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! I drived the evil genius back into his hidden lair, I know those secret moves, I'm bada** and I just don't care! Infinite ammo and an overwhelming sense of good!
I am the law, lay down you ninjas, understood?! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! Clever, and methodical, Bordering on mystical, By design they rank supreme, k** the ghost in the machine! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! BOSS FIGHT! ... oi.