Caught in the middle, in the middle of time and space, It's quite a riddle, it leaves me confused. And I'd like to get away, but I can't go too far away, Little birds are laughing, but I'm not amused... Because it happens to be a Wednesday, I can't take off and sail away, Just like I would on a Thursday or Friday. Because it happens to be a Wednesday, I can't jump up and fly away, Just like would on a Saturday or Sunday, per se. I feel the magic of another day As it comes approaching and pushing through the air.
And if I had a dollar for every time I've felt this way, Why, I'd be the world's most eccentric billionaire! Because it happens to be a Wednesday, I can't surmise on a destiny, Just like I might on a Monday or Tuesday, you see. Because it happens to be a Wednesday, I can't just up and go away, Just like I'd do on another day, so much dismay for me. I wish an alien somewhere from outer space Would come down to earth and take me away....