Bought yourself a red nose A stupid pair of shoes You're so dumb and you know it What you gonna do Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face Falling for your photograph Step on up and take a look at the Idiots on parade - We're the idiots We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots Made you a star before you learned to crawl We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots on parade Don't you wanna go now What you going through You're so old and you know it Time's flashing by again Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face Falling for your photograph Step on up and take a look at the Idiots on parade - We're the idiots
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots Made you a star before you learned to crawl We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots On parade, on parade, on parade Two idiots like me and you Don't you wanna go now What you gonna do You're so dumb and you know it What you gonna do Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face Falling for your photograph Step on up and take a look at the Idiots on parade - We're the idiots We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots Made you a star before you learned to crawl We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots On parade, on parade, on parade Two idiots like me and you