They told me I was lucky to have my chance with you
Now, last year's summer romance is this year's winter blues
I treated you so nicely to j**elry and champagne
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
You left me feeling play-ay-ayed
Now, I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my a**"
You say I'm losing my mind, I thought that for a while
I tear down decorations, they remind me of your smile
I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss
You bit my lip, you pulled me close
And then you taught me how to quit
Now, I hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my a**"
So sick of calling, you won't telephone me
No, f** you girl, I'm going out
I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall now
I'm jingle belling, and everyone's yelling
We'll drink till the bars shut us down
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about
Now, I hope, hope you're happy with yourself
'Cause I'm not laughing (Not laughing)
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday? (So trashy)
When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash (Wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song
Hope that you sing along
And it goes, "Merry Christmas, b**h, kiss my a**"