He's like an ice cream man with no bell in his van Though he'd like to he can't even serve you If you're deserving of his fine wares He's terribly ambitious and he's occasionally vicious And if wishes were little fishes He'd be every fisherman's friend I found him Looking in a mirror, Then looking in my shoes Looking in my pocket for a razor; He's my blue sonic boy I believed in his watery lies
And his half-arsed scheme to rule the world But you know it isn't easy hanging out with the timelords When you're a Dalek and can't even climb up the stairs So when you wake tomorrow, stick a bell in your van Be a "99" man, it will help you in your endeavours To greatly succeed We were having such a lovely holiday Until we blew our minds away