Mr. Magoo, he took off with Betty And I'm on the porch carrying wood My heart is confetti I'm having a party I'm feeling good You say you're comin' to crush my skull To bash in my face, and shatter my frown To mingle my blood in with the ground All this as the sun was setting down Old friend, trying to hunt me down again Old friend this is your exit, you're no, no no friend Who is this man, who's afraid of d**h Who fears it so that d**h's all he brings I s'pose he'll wage war till nothing is left
With a mouth full of teeth and nothing to sing Well he put his hands around my neck And I s'pose I let him from natural respect And he frothed at the mouth, I twinkled my eye And gave him this vision just before I died He saw his lines drawn in the sand Upon a land of beauty and wind And he in the distance dragging a flag pole Across a desert that never will end Old friend, trying to hunt me down again Old friend this is your exit, you're no no no friend