[Chorus] Ain't got no money at all And it sure ain't funny (x4) [Verse 1] Don't have no Eldorado Don't even have a car Traveling around by foot yall Don't get you very far I don't have no diamond ring Or a watch made of gold Once had a color TV But the damn thing got stole [Hook] Chump change That'a all I ever get Chump change I ain't got none to give [Verse 2] Work hard all day But I can't save a dime Tried to catch the lottery To have a real good time If I could get some C notes I'd roll them in my fist I'd go around the world And buy the things I missed [Hook] Chump change That'a all I ever get Chump change I ain't got none to give
[Skit] (Knocks) Who's knocking at the door now Hope its not one of them bill collectors I ain't got no money Let me take a peek and see who it is [Chorus] Ain't got no money at all And it sure ain't funny (x4) [Outro] Wait a minute, hold up stop I want to tell you something Chump change is all I have left after I paid the bills last week Yeah (?) The city tax, the street tax, the federal tax, the state tax And the tax on my gas I use at home Cause I ain't got no car Had to pay the light bill too Now you thinking Had to pay the phone bill Had to pay the child support You know what I had left after I paid all that? (Chump change) Chump change!