My mother, she was an object my sister, she was a rook my father, he was a spider and my brother is a bug. Chorus: And I'm just Mr. Inbetween I'd like you to know just what I mean my bones are made of solid steel and my heel is on my hat, and I don't know where I'm at. My father makes counterfeit money my mother makes illicit gin my sister sells kisses to sailor oh how the money comes rollin' in. And I'm just Mr. Inbetween I like you to know what I mean my bones are made of solid steel and my heel is on my hat, and I don't know where I'm at.
The magistrate thought I was a communist the policeman he said I was a bum between them they arrested me for drunkness but I swear I mean no harm to anyone. Chorus: 'cause I'm just Mr. Inbetween I like you to know what I mean my bones are made of solid steel and my heel is on my hat, and I don't know where I'm at. Chorus: Yes I'm just Mr. Inbetween I'd like you to know what I mean my bones are made of solid steel and my heel is on my hat, and I don't know where I'm at.