[Hook 2x] You mix and match, this and that Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat Yeah you mix and match, this and that Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat [Verse 1] Cholesterol Satan meet Pac Man Jesus If we eats dots then he will appease us Helps us find whatever will please us Build up, multiply the disease in us Save ourselves from this fairytale land A new reality hits the newsstand Search throughout and I'll sample Any idea that I find is ample Mix of a little bit that I see With my new love of astrology Or astronomy, or any ology Honestly who cares what I believe If the answer's in Genesis is the question in Exodus Wait hold that thought, I'll ask the ghost next to us [Vesre 2] I'm the ghost next to you, let me explain it This is a perfect picture and I'm gonna paint it Your ideas of religion, man, are brutally tainted Have a seat for a minute and let's get acquainted You'll never find that answer in religion And you'll never know the root of original sin And you'll never have focus on what's important If you want the truth you gotta look within You won't find God in a church or a temple Sorry to say it but life ain't that simple If we all were Christians then we'd all be saved And that's the same sh** that the m**ms say The greatest conspiracy ever told on earth Is when we were lied to about a virgin giving birth [Hook 2x] You mix and match, this and that
Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat Yeah you mix and match, this and that Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat [Verse 3] As long as I don't hurt anybody I can do whatever makes me mighty Pick the heaven that I wanna go to Take all my pets, make my own zoo Because I believe in self-reliance I can come up with a pseudo-science I'll buy into geocentricity Because the Bible says so, is that lunacy Is it six days or is it thirteen billion Crazy fundies how do we deal with them Maybe we'll all write a story Sittin' on the beach in purgatory [Verse 4] I don't need to be a Christian to say that I'm a j** And I don't need Allah to be a Hindu Jesus died on the cross or was it a stick Honestly who really gives a sh** At the end of the day, the moral is true In this life it ain't all about you We all got demons bottled up inside But you'll never stare Satan in the eye And you'll never be in heaven, on that you can bet At the end of your life you're gonna regret False idols, false religion, all the same sh** Spending 24 hours on the internet When the world around you crumbles and life fades away Did your life really matter or did you just decay? [Hook 2x] You mix and match, this and that Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat Yeah you mix and match, this and that Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat