Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
We are the scientists in our lab
Looking through the microscope
Those little gla** slides, they never lie
How can this small mind cope?
I've never seen anything like it before
This amoeba's got a mind of its own
But don't turn your back, you stupid science world
This is reaching for the telephone
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
A one celled creature, a one celled thing
It hardly knows it's alive
You're better off dead if you only knew
Your growing life is taking a dive
I've never seen anything like it before
This amoeba's got a mind of its own
But don't turn away, you stupid science world
This is reaching for the telephone
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba
Amoeba, amoeba