Holy sh**, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and sh**. This f**ing boat's got more balls then the f**in celtic's lockeroom. Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or something. One might think that but guess what? It didn't cost me jack sh**. What do you mean? I stole it out of a winter storage parking lot.
No f**ing way! You sh**ten me? Yeah, paintjob, change of the license and bingo here we are sunny times. Oh yeah, the sun is extra f**ing hot, I had to stop drinking or I was gonna pa** out. I didn't eat all day, I'm extra f**ing buzzed.