Do you like my crispy yarmulke?
Can you guess what it's made of?
It used to be a homeless guy's nutsack
But it looks so good, i can't give it back!
Check out my pubic hair propeller beanie
Watch me lift off! Whoaaaaohhhowaaaa!
Hand stretched and left in the sun
It's the latest in fall fashion!
Dried scrotum hat!
HAT!