What's so grand you can hardly stand The years won't end for the cripple hand What's so great when your years grow late You can't control your sh** as you disintegrate Force fed through a tube geriatric food You only take a bath when you're in the mood There's a tumor over here and clot and a gland Keep your teeth in a dish next to your bed pan Hey what do ya say no this aint your day A lost spirit on a trip to outer space Bye bye, Granny Bye bye Such a cruel joke you're gonna die
Bye bye, Granny Bye bye Born to rot a way who the hell knows why What's so fine about father time He's a grumpy old man with a mind of crime Here's a pill for your heart and a shot for your head If it wasn't for your whining I'd swear you were dead Another cardiac or is it a stroke You better lay down on that hip you broke Time to change your diaper well it's just depends It all turns to sh** when it nears the end BYE BYE GRANNY BYE BYE